Girls who are afraid to openly profess their adulation for other pretty girls are scared to be labeled lesbians. Girls who hate beautiful girls are just plain jealous.

Just something that pops into my head while browsing through blogs studying. Last SOCA, I am excited yet apprehensive. Stressed, but that is expected.

p/s: I don't think Megan Fox is beautiful. I'm not jealous of her. I just think she's an overated porn star-looking girl the world out there calls an actress. So sue me.

Dear Santa,

On this holy day, I would not be so materialistic as to ask for gifts like watches, shoes, bags or money. However, if you deem me worthy of such showerings, I will accept those as a mark of my respect to your graciousness. On this holy day, I ask for only two things - patients to fulfil my degree requirements and to be slim.

Let me elaborate why I think I should be given these. Firstly, patients. When I get patients, I treat them kindly and meticulously and sometimes even pay for their treatment. They get nice teeth for free. They get nice teeth and they get to save the money to buy more food or treasures while I have to give up on my shopping escapades in the process. Not that I'm complaining, of course.   I don't know how much brownie points this deems me, but I reckon it should be quite a lot. As for the second wish to be slim, it's an attempt to more environment friendly. You see, to be slim, I'll eat less hence other people in Africa can eat more. I'll also be able to buy smaller sized clothes which translates into less synthetic materials being made which indirectly means less pollution.

In addition to the good girl that I've been this whole year, I hope the above paragraph has convinced you to bless me with the two things I fervently hope for. In case you are lazy to read that many words, let me just highlight the key points: patients, be slim, a good girl.

Thank you in advance for considering my request. Merry Christmas, Santa! And everyone else.